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Hey, you know, they'll probably come to you one day and want a tell-all book.
很可能某天出版商会对你有兴趣，想出一本你的揭秘书。
Remember, we already have chapter one, "Sleep farts."
记住第一章已经有了，"边睡觉边放屁"。
Chapter two: "My new stepmom Max."
第二章是，"我的新后妈，麦克斯。"
Max, am I gonna have to defend my father forever?
麦克斯，我会一辈子都得替我爸辩护吗？
Probably, but don't worry, I'll be there to help. Thank you.
可能吧，但别担心，我会帮你的。谢谢。
'cause it's a wife's job to defend her husband.
因为保卫丈夫是妻子的职责。
It makes me sad to think he's gonna be in prison for the rest of his life.
我一想到他要在监狱度过余生就觉得很难过。
Don't think of it like that. He's not just in prison.
别这样想嘛。他不是在监狱。
He's in Africa working with UNICEF.
他是在非洲跟联合国儿童基金会共事。
He's in Haiti, he's water-skiing on "Lake rich person,"
他在海地，他在"富人湖"上滑水，
and he's on the desktop of my computer.
他还在我电脑的桌面上。
I should delete that. Where'd I leave my phone?
我应该删掉那照片。我的手机放哪里了？
Oh, god, are you guys looking at the picture of my dad?
天啊，你们不会是在看我爸的照片吧。
We are. Respect.
是的。钦佩不已啊。
So very much respect.
敬仰之情有如滔滔江水连绵不绝。
Eh, I've seen better. Every day.
我见过更棒的。每天低头就能看见。
Give me that.
还给人家啦。
