It's my substitute teacher.
只是我的代课老师而已
Well,then,in that case,
好吧 如果是那样的话
what do you know about him?
你有关于他的什么资料吗?
mostly...
大体上...
just this.
都在这里
What is this?
这个是?
His resume.
他的履历
While the ghetto Rambo worked with me,
在Rambo帮我的同时 (Rambo:史泰龙在第一滴血里扮演的猛男)
the ghetto Gretzky worked on my ma.
Gretzky也在对我妈显灵 (Gretzky:著名的99号冰球球星)
Hey,Ma,can I watch the big game?
嗨 妈妈 我可以看冰球大赛吗?
No. You should have thought about that before you hit your sister.
不行 在打你妹妹之前就该想清楚
Ma,I didn't hit her.
妈妈 可我没打她
What do you call it then?
那是怎么回事?
She was trying to take the remote away,
她想抢走遥控器
and I just tapped her on the wrist.
我只是抓住了她的手腕
So you hit her.
这样你还是打了她
I guess.
就算吧
Just a little. But she started it.
就轻轻一下 她就开始发作了
That does not matter,Drew.
我不管这个 Drew
You do not hit girls.
你不能打女孩
Bottom line,
这是底线
do you understand ?
明白吗?
My mother ruined any chance Drew had of becoming a pimp
老妈不会让Drew有任何变坏的机会
Yes,ma'am. I'm sorry.
是的老妈 对不起
Okay.
没事了
Now go watch your hockey game.
去看冰球比赛吧
Thanks,Ma.
谢谢老妈
"Corleone Junior High School letter of resignation."
"Corleone中学 辞职信"
Do you think this will work?
你觉得这有用吗?
Of course it'll work, or my name ain't Monk.
当然有用 另外我的名字别写Monk
His name's not Monk.
他的名字不是Monk
His name was Jimmy.
而是Jimmy
Since I was tired of taking the heat from Newton,
我受够了来自Newton先生的压力
the best thing to do was get him fired.
最好的办法就是炒他的鱿鱼
All it took was a simple equation:
所要做的只是解个一次方程
"A" plus "B" equals "See ya!"
A加上B等于"拜拜!"
No! No!
不! 不!
Oh,I love talking to you,too.
喔 我也喜欢和你聊天
Oh,yeah,call me anytime-- anytime.
喔 随时都可以给我打电话 任何时间
All right. All right,now.
好的 好的
Hey,listen.
嗨 听着
If Mrs. Perkins calls,
如果Perkins小姐打来
just say I'm not home.
告诉她我不在家
You're not.
你不在家
You're on it.
您真内行
You don't miss a thing,Mr.Julius.
你一点就通 Julius先生