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My man.
老兄
Are girls supposed to give boys Valentine's Day cards?
有规定情人节一定要姑娘送卡片的吗
Well, they're giving them to him.
她们送给我们的儿子
What's that got to do to with me?
那又和我有什么关系？
How long have you had a boyfriend?
你有男朋友是多久的事了
Just for a week.
只有一个礼拜
Rochelle?
Rochelle?
Julius.
Julius.
I wish somebody would give me
真希望有人也能送给我
a Valentine's Day card that says something besides "I hate you."
情人节卡片 上面只要不写“我恨你”之类的就行
Well, if you want,
如果你想要的话
you can have one of mine.
我可以给你一张
And I thought getting his hand-me-downs was bad.
我认为用他的旧货是会不吉利的
Mm, no, thank you.
不了谢谢
Who gave you a card that said "I hate you"?
谁给你了张写”我恨你“的卡片的？
Oh, I don't know.
我不知道
It's just a stupid joke.
只是个恶作剧
Even though I didn't like Caruso,
即使我不喜欢 Caruso
I didn't think he deserved to be cursed out by my mother.
我也不想他被我妈妈诅咒
Even though my father wasn't romantic,
即使我父亲不是个懂浪漫的人
he wasn't stupid, either.
但他也不傻
He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house.
他有一整盒的贺卡
He could give my mother a card for any occasion.
他可以在任何场合给妈妈一张卡片
Happy Anniversary.
结婚周年纪念日快乐
Aw, you shouldn't have.
噢 你没必要……
Happy Flag Day.
国旗日快乐
Oh, you shouldn't have.
噢 你没必要……
Happy Chanukah.
光明节快乐
Oh, you shouldn't have.
噢 你没必要……
He used to keep candy under the bed, too,
他过去还习惯把糖藏在床底下
but the mice kept eating it.
但是这成了老鼠们的目标
Hey, babe.
嘿 宝贝
Hey, baby.
嘿 宝贝
This is for you.
送给你
Baby, it's not even Valentine's Day yet.
宝贝 现在还没到情人节呢
I know, but... every day is special with you.
我知道 但是...跟你在一起的每一天都是特别的
Oh, Julius, you didn't have to.
噢 Julius 你没有必要……
But since you did...
但是既然你做了...
You see all this right here? You see that?
你都看到现在发生的了吗？ 明白吗？
That's why Tonya don't need to be running around here
那就是为什么 Tonya不该
talking about she got a boyfriend.
谈论她的男朋友
Julius, she's ten years old.
Julius才10岁
He's just a boy in her class.
她所说的只不过是班上的一个男孩子
It's not big deal.
没什么大不了的
Rochelle, do you watch the news? Rochelle
你看新闻了吗
Girls are having babies at ten.
有报导10岁的孩子怀孕的
And grandbabies at 20.
还有20岁就做奶奶的
Drew is the one you need to be worried about.
Drew才是你该关心的
What for?
为什么
So a few girls like him.
没几个女孩喜欢他
There's nothing wrong with that.
没什么不寻常的
He's 11.
他才11岁
He's only one year older than Tonya.
只比Tonya大一岁
What is the difference?
有什么区别？
She is a girl.
她是个女孩
Baby, you cannot protect Tonya from everything.
亲爱的 你不能每件事都保护Tonya
You wanna bet?
你确定？
Watch me.
等着瞧
I'll protect her from everything.
我就做给你看
Everything.
每件事
It was clear that my father already had a plan.
很明显 我父亲已经有了计划
Daddy, this is Ronald.
爸爸 这是 Ronald.
My fianc?
我的未婚夫
Nice to meet you, sir.
很高兴见到你 先生
Mama! Daddy shot my fianc?again.
妈妈！爸爸又射了我的未婚夫
Hey, say what you want, but that's effective birth control.
嘿 随你怎么说 不过这招对计划生育非常有效
Hey, why do girls like guys that are mean to them?
嘿 为什么姑娘们都喜欢心术不正的男生？
Nice guys finish last.
好人会笑到最后的
Maybe the mean guys beat the crap out of the nice guys
也许他们只是显得有性格些
so when the girls show up no one else is around.
所以姑娘们一出现 陪在身边的总是那些家伙
Did you say anything to her?
你和她说什么了吗
I picked up her books and I offered her a seat.
我帮她把书捡起来 还让了坐给她
Oh, man, this is major.
噢 伙计 这可是跨了一大步
What's her name? Tangee.
她叫什么？ Tangee.
Greg, this is for you.
Greg 这是给你的
Please don't open it until I leave.
请在我走之后再看
Promise? Okay.
好吗？ 好的
Valentine's Day card?
情人节卡片？
It says "Be mine."
写着“做我的男朋友吧”
Okay.
好的
Yeah.
耶
Man, "Be my Valentine," that's so cool.
老兄 “做我的情人”可真酷
Hey, look, you got one, too.
嘿 瞧 你也有一张
"Roses are red, violets are blue... "
玫瑰是红的 紫罗兰是蓝的...
cupid hates your guts, and I do, too."
丘比特对你咬牙切齿 当然我也是"
Well, at this time he wrote a poem.
这次他写了首诗
I never knew when I'd see Tangee on the bus,
我不知道什么时候能在车上再见Tangee一面
so I was always excited when I saw her get on.
所以每次见到她上车 我都激动无比
Let me go! No.
放开我 不
Unfortunately, she was always excited, too.
不幸的是 她也总是很激动
Not happy excited,
不是高兴的激动
more like "hold me back" excited.
更像愤怒
Look what you did to my jacket.
瞧瞧你对我衣服干了什么
It's all stretched out.
都被你拉得变形了
You got on the bus like I told you, it wouldn't have happened.
如果你听我的话乖乖上车的话 这一切就不会发生了
You ain't my daddy.
你又不是我老爹
I don't have to do what you say.
我干嘛要听你的
Push me again and see what happens.
你再推我一次试试看
Hey. Leave her alone.
嘿 离她远一点
What?
什么？
You heard him.
听到没有
What you gonna do now?
你现在想干什么
Hey, I don't need any help getting my ass whupped.
嘿 我不需要别人帮忙
That's the one thing I'm good at.
我最擅长这个了
* Everybody ha-ates Chris *
* Everybody ha-ates Chris *
Mind your own business.
少管闲事
CHRIS ROCK: I couldn't back down now.
我的脚动不了
I was scared if I moved I might pee myself.
我怕极了 如果我动一步 我会尿湿裤子的
No.
不
小子 滚出我的车
Okay.
好吧
Not you. You.
不是你 是你
Come on, let's go.
快点 下去
Why I got to get off?
为什么非得是我？
He started it.
是他挑起的
Quit lying. He ain't start nothing.
别撒谎了 他可没有
Why don't you quit lying?
你为什么不停止撒谎？
我说了 下去
Now move.
快点
You want to sit down?
你要坐下吗？
Sure.
恩
Why'd you do that?
为什么要这么做？
