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Oh hey, psychic lady! -Oh hi.So I've been looking around all day for the love of my life.
噢 嘿 巫师女士 -噢 嗨！我找了一整天的真爱
And I haven't found him yet. So when's that gonna happen?
但我还没找到他 我想问问什么时候能找到
Oh gosh, I don't know.
哦，天啊 我也不知道
Psychic prediction is not an exact science.
预言并不是什么精密科学
Ha! It's not a science at all.
哈 根本就不能算做科学
Right. Can I at least have a little more info?
好吧 那能稍微给我点信息吗？
Like is he hot or not?
比如他性不性感
Not that it matters, but please say "hot."
也不是很重要了 但最好说“性感”
All I can tell you is keep your eyes open.
我只能告诉你的就是 睁大你的双眼
Okay. Well, they're open.
好的 睁着呢
And they're starting to see that this is a bunch of...
他们开始去看那一群
I'm Teddy.
我叫泰迪
I'm Brandon.
我叫布兰登
Wow. So I guess it's true.
哇，我猜这真的成真了
What's true?
什么成真了
Well, you... I mean, us.
那个， 你，我是说，我们
I mean, I didn't believe it,
我以为都是瞎说的
but then I had two left boots,Which aren't actually feet,but they're where feet go in.
然后我带来了两只左脚的靴子，其实也不能说是脚，但当你需要什么东西去散步时
When you need something to walk in.
你的确可以把脚伸进去
So in a sense, they're feet.
所以从某种程度上来说 他们是脚
What? -Okay okay,
说啥呢 -好了 好了
I probably sound a little bit crazy right now.
我现在看起来可能有点疯狂
But you would too if a psychic told you there was a bear in your room,Which there was... sort of.
但当一个巫师告诉你，你的房间里有只熊，而且真的有。某种程度上你也会发疯的
Oh, and in my room, not in your room.I don't know anything about your room.
噢 ，记住是在我的房间里，不是你的。我不知道你房间里有什么
I'm gonna go now.
我要先走了
I'm not crazy.Seriously, I'm not crazy!
我不是疯子。真的，我不是疯子！
