Isn't this nice?
是不是很棒啊
We're all here together sharing family time.
全家在一起享受共度天伦之乐
Mom, please. "Celebrity pet castle" Is on.
妈妈别啰嗦了 "名宠城堡"已经开始了
Who would have thought a show about celebrity pets.Living together in a castle would be so great?
没想到这节目可以召集那些名人家的宠物们,让它们一起住在城堡里生活真是很妙的主意
Last week, howie mandel's cat.Ate one of jack black's guppies.
上星期啊 霍伊?曼德尔家的猫吃掉了一条杰克?布莱克的孔雀鱼
oh,cool
真有意思
I was thinking we could turn the tv off.
我本想我们可以关了电视
Wait! Not now.
等等 现在别关
They're starting with an elimination!
它们进入淘汰制了
I'll get the popcorn.
我去拿爆米花
I would not want to be beyonce's hamster right now.
我现在可不想去当碧昂斯的仓鼠啊
What?
咋啦
Mouse! I saw a mouse!
老鼠啊 我看见一只老鼠
It was like this big.
有这么大啊
And your high-pitched girl scream scared it away.
一定是你那花腔女高音尖叫把它吓跑了
Hey hey hey, look at this.
哈哈哈 快看看这个
Mouse droppings.
老鼠便便啊
Oh, bill.
得奖了
That's a rocky mountain grey...
这是一只落基山灰色属
Female...
雌性
About to be a mother.
大概有孕在身
That is just gross.
真恶心
I do not want a mouse or mouse babies in this house.
我可不要我家里有什么老鼠和老鼠崽
Aw, mouse babies.
哎呀 老鼠宝宝啊
Ew!
恶
Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
放心 没啥大不了的
You know what? Have a seat.
你们不如都坐好了
Watch a master exterminator in action.
观摩一下灭害大师的专业表演吧
Or we could get back to the show.
要不我们还是回去看节目好了
Simon cowell's turtle is coming out of his shell.
西蒙?考威尔的乌龟从壳里面探出头来了
Oh!
真的哦