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Trick or treat. Hi.
不请客就捣乱 没问题
Maybe it's because, in life
或者是因为, 在我生命里
as much as you want the nougat and caramel deliciousness of candy
就像我渴望吃到奶油杏仁糖
Oh, hold on.
噢, 来吧
sometimes, you get stuck with the apple.
有时候得到的却是苹果
But your wedding day will be perfect.
但我的婚礼会是完美的
And the dream of that perfection sustains you
那些完美的梦想支撑着我
through all of the crappy Halloweens life tosses your way.
不觉得万圣节前夜无聊
All women, no matter how enlightened
所有女人, 无论文化高低
know exactly what their day will look like.
都会准确的知道 那天将会怎样过
And while looking back at what I once saw as romance
想起20岁时所看到的
might make me shake my head
令人陶醉的浪漫一刻
by my 20s, I knew just what I wanted:
就知道自己所需要的是:
A church wedding
教堂里的婚礼
and an outdoor reception that would make the cover of Town & Country.
还有举国上下的欢庆
All that was left was one tiny detail: The groom.
现在只差一点点就可以实现梦想: 找到我的新郎
I dated a lot, and I mean a lot.
我经常约会, 没错是经常
Not in a slutty way
但我没有滥交
but in an if-you-want-prince-charming- he's-not-gonna-find-you
只是要想得到王子的青睐
you're-gonna-find-him kind of way.
也要找到王子才行啊
That's my floor. Sorry. Good morning.
我到了, 对不起 早上好
Yes, the offices of Barrett & Sussman Advertising
这就是Barrett & Sussman 广告公司的办公室
