I'd love to go on a date with you. I'll be back at the shop in 5 minutes.
我很愿意与你出去约会 我会在五分钟后回店里去
Yo, everybody, it's ten minutes until midnight!
嘿,各位,再十分钟就到午夜了!
Hey, guys, it's almost midnight!
嘿,各位,几乎是午夜了!
Cal says you like wine?
凯尔说?喜欢葡萄酒,是吗?
Do you have any Zinfandel?
你有馨芳葡萄酒吗?
Same thing.
相同的东西
A spritzer.
噢,泡沫酒
Yummy.
好喝
You're so inventive.
你真有创意
So anyway, my sister, not the bipolar one, the other one...
总之,我妹妹 不是有躁郁症的那个,是另一个…
- Hi. - I'm seeing someone.
- 嗨 - 我正在和某人交往
Boy, that's great.
哎哟,那很好啊
Yeah, but it's new.
是的,但这是是个新的
Do you have any love advice for me?
有任何爱情建吗?
Mom, I don't think you want advice from me.
妈妈,不会想要我的建议的
Shut up, it's time!
大家安静,时间到了!
Five, four, three, two, one!
5,4,3,2,1!
Happy New Year!
新年快乐!
My eyes are bleeding!
我的眼睛在出血了!
Mom!
妈妈!
You're dating John?
在和约翰约会吗?
Yeah, he's ten years younger than me.
是的,他还比我年轻十岁呢
I'm a cougar!
我是一只美洲狮!
And I'm a young buck!
我还是个年轻的饶舌歌手呢!
- I forgot. - Okay.
- 我忘记了 - 好的
I made you...
我为你做了…
a scrapbook of your life.
一本你的生活剪贴簿
I askjeeved, googled...
我用askjeev,google…
and classmates. Commed you and...
还有同学. Com搜寻你…
there is a whole page of collage of your lips.
这里收集了一整页你的唇印
I love it!
我喜欢它!
You're adorable.
真讨人喜爱
And I got you this paperweight that magnifies your baby picture.
还有…我为?订做了一个纸镇 里面有?的放大婴儿照片