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Ross: Hi.
你好。
Chandler and Joey: Hey.
你好。
Joey: Where've you been?
你上哪儿去了？
Ross: I just got back from the vet.
我刚从兽医那儿回来。
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧？
Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
她说Marcel乱性不是暂时的，显然它已性成熟。
Joey: Hey! He beat you.
嘿！它超过你呢。
Ross: She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.
她说它会越来越暴力，侵略性越强。
Chandler: So what does this mean?
这代表什么？
Ross: I'm gonna have to give him up.
我们不能再养它了。
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
我真不敢相信，这真是太扯了!
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
我不懂，你才刚养它。它怎会突然性成熟？
Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.
我知道，之前它只是个小东西，不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放。
Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?
你没有任何办法再饲养它吗？
Ross: No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey loving, he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo.
没办法，她说除非有个地方让它获得正常的猴爱，否则它会变得愈来愈残暴。我得将它送到动物园。
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
你如何把它送进动物园？
Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.
我知道，不，那是教皇进入大众汽车。
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, you know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.
我们到处申请。当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑，比方说San Diego动物园？那可能只是遥不可及的梦想,因为它在加州,兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友,或许有可能。
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街，一定是个疯狂动物园。
Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.
我们找到她了。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Did you call the cops?
你们喊警察了吗？
Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.
没有，我们和她吃午餐。
Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
你们自己的“自治正义”。
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
什么？你疯了？那女人偷了你的东西。她偷东西。她是个小偷。
