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Good morning. - Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy. Oh, shit!
早安 -救命！ -哎，哎，哎，露西 靠！
Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey. I know this is hard for you to understand... but we are actually seeing each other.
露西！等等 我知道你现在很难明白…… 但我们其实是一对
We have been for a while now. Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! If I was lying, how would I know this? You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday...
我们交往好一阵子了露西！ 我若说谎，怎会知道…… 你是美术老师 你每周日都会去阿苏小吃店……
...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies. - Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little?
你会盖松饼屋，还喜欢百合花 -跟踪狂！ -你一点都不记得我了？
I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can. Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. Thanks, buddy.
也许我没办法开扁你 不过我老姐倒可以 格斗天女抓狂了，她没事的 谢了
She's watching the tape as we speak. How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?
她现在正在看带子 医生，我的颞叶还好吧？
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short-term memory loss.
别担心，你不会丧失记忆的
But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
你的头原来就长的像咸蛋吗？
Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
别闹了，像咸蛋又不是他的错
Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking.
反应过度也是类固醇的副作用
- Doug, once again, off the juice. - It 's not juice. It's a protein shake.
-再说一次，别再吃禁药了 -不是禁药 是高蛋白
Henry, the boys tell me you're setting sail for Alaska to study walruses.
他们说你要开船去阿拉斯加研究海象
- When does that adventure begin? - That actually began... ten years ago. That's when I started planning and building my boat.
-这是何时开始的？ -10年前……我从那时开始存钱造船
All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second-largest penis. I have the first. Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
我只知道海象 他们有世上第二大的鸡鸡 第一大的是我 你跟露西提过这个旅行了？
Well... actually, there's nothing to tell because I decided not to go.
这个嘛……其实没什么好说的 因为我决定不去了
I mean, Lucy needs me here. I'm just worried about going away for a year... and ruining all the progress she's made.
露西需要我 我担心离开一年之后…… 会摧毁她一切的进展
I know you think I' m crazy... but I think deep down inside... ...she's starting to remember me. - No, Henry.
我知道你认为我疯了……但我觉得，在内心深处…… -她已经开始记得我了 -不
That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe. But it's never gonna happen. Okay. I gotta go to work.
那是你自己想相信的 那也是我们都想相信的 但是那不可能 我得去上班了
Will you tell her I' II be back later to pick her up? See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up.
告诉她我会来接她 回头见，别跟你姐说她扁了我
He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left. Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome.
那小子就算去一趟月球 露西也不会知道他离开过 真希望我老婆得了金氏症候群
That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother... a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
那样她就不记得我说过她老妈…… 长得像得过天花加嘛疯的如花
All right. There's your medicine, little fellow. Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool
好，这是你的药，小家伙 芭乐！回去清理池子！
If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
你的特制巧克力蛋糕 可别让海豚吞下胜
How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids? Okay, Willie, that's it.
你以为我怎么训练海豚跳高 还教他们陪小鬼玩？ 好了，小威，就这样
This time try to stay clean for more than a day. I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
这回试着保持干净吧 我帮你准备了鳀鱼圣代
Okay, enjoy that. Henry? - Hey! - How's your head? - Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good.
好好享受 亨利？ -你好！ -你的头没事吧？ -没事，别担心 -很好
What brings your royal cuteness out here? I needed to see you. Okay. What you got there?
怎么有空大驾光临？ 我要见你 好吧，你手上拿着什么？
It's my journal I write in it every night. - Oh, you don't like the video? - No, I love it.
我的日记，我每晚都写 -你不喜欢录影带？ -我喜欢
...from someone else. And when I read this... it's like I' m telling myself.
而当我读这本日记……则像是我自己告诉我自己
When did you start this up? Right after you gave me the video. - Really? - I was so nervous to come here...
你何时开始写的？ 就在你给我带子之后 -真的？ -我心里很紧张……
...and meet the guy that makes me fall in love with him every day. Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype.
要见让我每天爱上他的男人 你也许以为我会受不了这一切
No. I was nervous because... Because I came here to break up with you. You had plans and a life...
不，我之所以紧张…… 是为我是来跟你分手的 在认识我之前……
...before you met me and now all you have time for... ...is to make me fall in love with you.
你原本有个计划、人生 现在你却成天设法让我爱上你
That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today. Which I' II have to do again tomorrow.
不只啦，我今天还帮企鹅洗澡 我明天还要帮他洗一次
Ilook at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you.
我看着我爸和我弟的生活 我不想让你也那样
What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go? No.
你要我在你生命里 留下痕迹之后，翩然离去？ 不是
My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed.
我打算将你完全抹去 就当你从未出现过
