You don't exactly look homeless to me.
Yeah, I... I'm homeless.
And yet you have a $2,000 laptop?
But I live in the box it came in?
Okay, I... I'm a college student.
But my parents did stop talking to me
when I switched from pre-med to creative writing.
Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave.
Too bad. I just gave you mad props on my blog.
Is that a good thing?
Yeah.
"Homey but refined,
"Bree Van De Camp's tuscan bean soup is a revelation in a bowl."
Revelation, you say?
Uh-huh. And it's already been "liked" on facebook and retweeted 200 times.
Which is also a good thing.