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[00:01.00]-Hello? -Hey, am I interrupting anything?
[00:03.77]No, no, I'm just writing my paper, hitting the books.
[00:07.30]Yeah, well, you and Lily might want to put some clothes on.
[00:10.54]We're throwing a party in two hours. Okay, bye.
[00:17.21](MUSIC PLA YING)
[00:19.12]So, Gatsby, what are you gonna do when Robin shows up?
[00:21.55]Okay, I got it all planned out.
[00:25.02]She steps through the door, And where is Ted?
[00:27.99]Not eagerly waiting by the door,
[00:30.43]No, I'm across the room at my drafting table
[00:32.66]showing some foxy young thing all my cool architecture stuff,
[00:36.50]So, Robin strolls over, and I casually give her one of these,
[00:40.37]"Hey, what's up?"
[00:42.64]She says, "Hey, nice place, etcetera, etcetera, "
[00:46.54]And then I say,
[00:48.18]"Well, make yourself at home, "
[00:49.88]And I casually return to my conversation,
[00:52.92]Then, an hour Iater,
[00:55.82]"Oh, you're still here?"
[00:58.52]I say, Iike I don 't really care but it's a nice surprise,
[01:02.09]And then, very casually,
[01:04.50]"Wanna see the roof?"
[01:07.97]-The roof. -The roof.
[01:09.20]I get her up to the roof and the roof takes care of the rest.
[01:11.80]What's so special about the roof?
[01:13.27]Oh, the moon, the stars, the shimmering skyline.
[01:17.37]You can't not fall in love on that roof.
[01:21.08]We do it up there sometimes.
[01:23.35]-Solid plan, my little friends. -We're the same height.
[01:26.18]But may I suggest one little modification?
[01:30.22]BARNEY: That foxy young thing you were chatting up?
[01:31.96]Take her up to the roof and have sex with her,
[01:33.72]-Crazy, monkey-style,,, -That's not the plan.
[01:35.89]It should be the plan, I mean, Iook at her, Ted, Iook at her,
[01:38.90]-She's smoking, -Thank you.
[01:41.53]-Yeah, -But she's not Robin.
[01:43.70]Exactly.
[01:45.07]T ed, let's rap.
[01:46.70]Statistic.
[01:47.77]At every New York party there's always a girl
[01:49.61]who has no idea whose party she's at.
[01:51.41]She knows no one you know and you will never see her again.
[01:54.61]Do you see where I'm going, huh, with this?
[01:59.02]Barney, I don't think so.
[02:00.72]-Scoping, bip, scoping, bip. -Man, you're a dork.
[02:05.26]Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!
[02:08.13]And now it's time we play a little game I like to call,
[02:10.56]-"Have you met Ted?" -Oh, come on, not this.
[02:13.10]-Hi, have you met Ted? -No.
[02:15.07]-Hi. -Hi.
[02:16.27]-You know Marshall, Lily? -No.
[02:18.34]-Do you know anyone at this party? -I work with Carlos.
[02:22.07]Excuse me. Anyone know a Carlos?
[02:24.84]-No. -No.
[02:25.91]On a silver platter. Bon appetit,
[02:29.95]I don't think so.
[02:31.75]Your loss, her gain. Excuse me, can I show you the roof?
[02:35.59]-It's magical up there. -Sure.
[02:37.35]Wait, wait, wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved.
[02:39.29]-Dude, Robin's not coming. -Hey, she's gonna show up.
n. 会话，谈话
