Hi, dad? Where's mom?
爸,我妈呢?
She's in the chat room talking to someone.
你妈正和一长舌妇在聊天八卦呢!
Really? Mom's on the internet?
啥?老妈这么潮,都学会上网了啊?
What internet? They're in the kitchen. You know your mom. Any room she's in is a chat room.
上网?捞鱼么?你妈在厨房呢,你知道你妈有个本事就是她在哪儿呆着,哪儿就自动变成聊天室了。