Silly Doctor
蠢医生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的医生,
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的医生开了一些药丸 ,
but they didn't help.
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的时候,医生给他打针,
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也没什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的时候 ,医生告诉这名男子:
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开,然后站在通风处。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
这名病人抗议说:“但是医生,
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的话,我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
医生说:“我知道啦,别担心啦,我会治疗肺炎啦。”