The Fourth Element第四元素Teacher: What are the four element of nature?老师:自然界的四大元素是什么?Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...学生:火、气、和。。。和。。。Teacher: And what? Just thi
Friend for Dinner请朋友吃饭Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.“亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,
A preacher is buying a parrot一个传教士在买鹦鹉Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.“你确信它不会尖叫,大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。Oh, absolutely. Its a religious parr