开学了我不喜欢新老师

时间:2012-01-19 13:57:49 来源:可可英语编辑:Jasmine 可可英语APP下载 | 可可官方微信:ikekenet

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George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

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