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Women's Language Translate
理解女人的话
Yes. = No.
好的。=不好。
No. = Yes.
不好。=好的。
Maybe. = No.
也许吧。=不好。
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
对不起。=该道歉的人是你。
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
这是你的决定。=到现在，正确的决定显而易见了吧。
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
做你想做的……=然后你就会为此付出代价的。
Sure...go ahead. = I don't want you do.
当然，做吧。=我不想让你那样做。
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
我没烦。=我当然很烦，笨蛋。
You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
你真有男人味。=你该刮胡子了，而且你身上的汗味儿太重了。
Hang the picture there. = No, I mean hang it there!
把画挂在那儿。=不，不，我是指挂在那边。
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
我听到有声音。=我注意到你快睡着了。
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
你爱我吗？=我想买件很贵的东西。
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
你有多爱我？=今天我做了件你肯定不高兴我做的事。
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off our shoes and find a good game on TV.
我马上就好。=脱掉鞋子找一档好看的节目看吧。
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
我胖吗？=告诉我我很漂亮。
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
你得学会交流。=听我的就行。
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
你在听我说吗！？=太晚了，你完了！
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
我没在大叫！=我是在大叫，因为我认为这很重要。
In response to "What's wrong?":
女人对“出什么事了？”的回答：
The same old thing. = Nothing.
就那样。=没事。
Nohing. = Everything.
没事。=我很有事。
Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an idiot!
真的没事。你简直是个白痴。
