From the buddha to the cross,
不论是佛祖还是十字架
I have always imagined both as entirely mythic-
我认为都是虚构的
But I would like to hear more.
但我还是想听听
May I lie on the couch for a moment?
我能在沙发上坐会吗?
I’m not as young as I used to be.
我已经不再年轻了
Ohh!
哦!
So, you were jesus.
你当过耶稣啊
Well, perhaps somebody had to be, for better or for worse.
不管好坏 总得有人当 反正是非对错
The jury is still out.
尚未可知
When did you begin to believe you were jesus?
你从什么时候起认为自己就是耶稣的?
When did you begin to believe you were a psychiatrist?
你从什么时候起认为自己是精神病专家的?
Since I graduated harvard medical school
从我从哈佛医学系毕业
And finished my residency, I’ve had that feeling.
完成了实习期开始 我有这种感觉
Oh, I sometimes dream about it.
我有时还做梦梦到呢
Have you acted upon this belief?
你有坚持这种信仰吗?
I had a private practice for a while,
我开了一段时间的私人诊所
And then I taught.
后来我就教书了
Nothing unusual
没什么特别的
Oh, until one day, I met a caveman
哦 直到有一天 我遇到了一个穴居人
Who thought he was jesus.
那个人还认为自己是耶稣