You think your friend still wants to buy my boat?
你朋友还想买我的船吗?
Let him chop it up, stick it on his wall.
得让他切开安在墙上
- Call him. - Seriously?
-打电话找他 -真的吗?
Tell him to come by the boat basin this weekend. I’ll row it down myself.
让他周末去船闸, 我会亲手划过去
And call some of those insane, pansexual girls you’re so fond of.
再叫些你喜欢的那种 疯疯癫癫的豪放女人
I want a date every day until christmas.
圣诞节前我每天都要有约会
- Where have you been all my life? - Waiting for you.
-去哪了害我等这么久? -在等你
You are absolutely perfect. You know that, don’t you?
你完美极了,知道吗?
I do. But it’s still nice to hear.
知道,但这话我总是爱听
Hello, hello. Hi.
你好。嗨!
Already in them, a little early for that. Come on, have a seat.
现在穿可早了点,过来,坐下
Look at you, cute jammies.
你这身打扮真可爱
Eric, come on.
艾里克,过来
All right. Now...
是这样,现在...
...Eric and I are here to cheer you up, and we have many options. ...
艾里克和我是来让你开心的, 有很多选择
I’m ready.
我准备好了
First, there’s line dancing at the Grove. Very Southwest, mid-’
80s. 首先,是去"树丛"俱乐部跳排舞, 80年代西南风格那种
- Too gay. - Or...
同性恋味太浓 -要么...
...we can use these teacher gift certificates...
...可以用这些教师礼劵...
...for midnight manicures. - Perfect. Can we do that?
-去午夜店修指甲 -好极了,就这个行吗?
- That’s not too gay? - No.
-这就不同性恋了? -不
He keeps the mystery alive, doesn’t he?
他保持着神秘的活力是吧?
What color?
什么颜色(人种)?
White. Caucasian.
白人,白种人
What color nail? After wax.
我是问指甲的颜色
- I don’t know. What do you think? - Your nail, not mine.
-不知道,你觉得呢? -你的指甲,又不是我的