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He comes to me for advice. He thinks I’m very mature.
他是来向我请教,他觉得我很成熟
We’re pinned.
都成习惯了
- You’re on this, aren’t you? - PerfectMatch. Com.
-你上网没有? -上了绝配网
Honey, you gotta put more bets on the table.
亲爱的,你得多下些本钱
- What, just one site? - Yeah.
-就一家网站吗? -对
I’m on at least 10. You get to try out different personalities.
我至少上了10家,你得尝试不同的个性
Like here. I say:
比如这,我说:
"I’m into opera, antiques, poetry in the original Greek."
"我喜欢歌剧,古玩,古希腊诗歌"
And on this one:
而在这家:
"I like to skydive, ride motorcycles and enjoy rodeo."
"我喜欢跳伞,骑摩托车和牛仔竞技表演"
But you don’t do any of those things.
但你一样都没干过
It’s an ad. It’s like those cars that say they get 30 miles to the gallon.
这是广告, 就象汽车广告说一加仑油能跑30英里
I mean, who knows.
谁会知道呢
I’m not comfortable advertising myself this way.
我不习惯这样推销自己
Honey, when you get to be my age and approaching your expiration date...
亲爱的, 当你到了我这年纪,大限将至时...
...it pays to advertise. This baby never sleeps.
...广告就有用了,这宝贝从不睡觉
It’s working for me 24 hours a day, God bless its little Pentium-chip heart.
24小时为我工作, 上帝保佑它这颗"奔腾"的心
So tell me about your ex.
跟我说说你前夫吧
Kevin. He’s a fireman.
凯文,是名消防员
And cute. Very, very cute.
而且非常非常可爱
