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Ritual Cobb salad lunch tomorrow.
明天中午又要照例在Cobb餐厅吃沙拉大餐了
Dreading, dreading, dreading.
可怕，可怕，太可怕了
Subway.
我坐地铁来的
- Hi. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨
How are you?
你好吗？
What can I get for you ladies?
女士们你们要什么？
I will have a Cobb salad, no bleu cheese.
我要Cobb沙拉，不加芦柑
- Cobb salad, no beets. - Cobb salad, no bacon. – Cobb
沙拉，不加甜菜 - Cobb沙拉，不加咸肉
-Cobb salad, no eggs. - Okay, tell them...
-Cobb沙拉，不加鸡蛋 - 好了，告诉他们
Are you listening carefully, Tracy? Tell them to take the offer up to 185.
你在听我说话吗？ 告诉他们把价码加到185
- Here she goes. - Repeat after me, Tracy.
重复我说的，Tracy
- 1-8-5. - What’s going on?
- 185 - 怎么回事？
And call me the second you hear back.
一有消息就打电话给我
My assistant. It’s almost not worth having one.
是我的助手 不要这么个没用的助手还好点
I know. Yesterday I said to Allison,
我就知道，昨天我对Allison说
"Go to the pharmacy, get me a pair of black pantyhose."
去药店给我买些黑药丸
She came back and said, "They didn’t have any."
他居然回来跟我说他们那儿没有那个卖
I said, "Did you try another pharmacy?" I mean, really.
我问他：“你有没有去另一家药店问问？” 我是说真的
Or Bloomingdale’s. What’s wrong with trying Bloomingdale’s?
或者去Blaamiaghala（一家便利店）问问 去Blaamiaghala问问到底会怎么样啊？
Yeah, I don’t get it. If only I could be my own assistant.
对啊，我就不懂了，要是我能做自己的助手就好了
Fire your assistant and don’t hire a replacement.
炒了你的助手，别再雇新的助手
