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英文幽默:Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: Th2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Whose Fault谁的错
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you!Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework ...2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:A Special Football Match特殊的足球赛
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the te...2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Guessing a Riddle猜谜
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me ...2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:The Dean's Words 院长的话
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college.学生甲:如果院长不收回他今天早2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:我不想争论
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. "All r...2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.教师:沃尔特,你为什么2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Typing 打字
Typing 打字Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence.老师:玛丽,你的打字有进步。这儿只有2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:An Absolute Zero 零分
An Absolute Zero 零分Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.学生:我认为我不应该得零分。教授:我也这么认为,但2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:How many? 还有多少?
How many? 还有多少?Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five!老师:假如你有五块巧克力,你妹妹问你要一块,你还剩几块2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:He Knows the Answer 他知道答案
He Knows the Answer 他知道答案Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的2008-04-22 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?
When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.教师:罗马是什么时候建成的? 汤姆2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Correct 很对
Correct 很对Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct.教师:吉米,学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么? 吉米:不知道…… 教师2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Nouns 名词
Nouns 名词Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun?First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow.教师:名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:An Abstract Noun 抽象名词
An Abstract Noun 抽象名词 Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of bu...2008-04-21 编辑:echo 标签: 我来听写
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