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英文幽默:The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅
Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 “Tony,”经理说,“记得在客人点餐前要说‘欢迎光临麦当劳’。” 第二位顾客要了一份芝士汉堡2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Apologyletter 道歉信
我在公车公司的同事Lisa,有一回需要给一位整个行程一团糟的顾客寄一封道歉信。我提醒她一年前我遭遇过类似情形,并翻出我那时写的道歉信,告诉她:“你所要做的就是修改一下细节,日期和姓名。”她看完信,苦笑道:2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Real Play 逼真的演出
我在北达科塔州立大学教戏剧入门课时,要求学生们去看学校剧团的演出,并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后,一名学生写道:“这部戏剧实在是太逼真,以致于我觉得自己是坐在家里的沙发上,从电视上看到的。”2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Scream 最响亮最凄厉痛苦的尖叫
牙医在请求一个病人:“帮个忙好吗?你能不能尽你所能发出最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫”? 病人说:“为什么?这次其实不算糟糕啊。” 牙医说:“现在候诊室的病人实在太多,而我不想错过4点的球赛”。2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Space Mountain 不想再玩太空山
我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时,她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激,她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是,我们玩了两次。第二年我们带着八岁的她重返神奇王国时,她又拉我们去太空山。 然2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Psychiatrist 精神病医生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Problem with Gas 放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of ...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Photo 我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Talking Clock 会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is th...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Parking Expenses 停车费
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank wo2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Business Just Started 开张大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Class, Lass and Ass 班级,情人和蠢驴
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seei...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:You Can Marry Any One of Them 你可以跟他们中任何一
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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