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英文幽默:Want a Day Off 想请一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and t...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doc2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Honest? 诚实吗?
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the s...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Endearing Terms 可爱的称呼
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looke...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Life After Death 死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss w...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:It Worked 真的有效
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his d...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Good News and Bad News! 好消息&坏消息
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is t...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Your Horse Called 你的马打电话来了
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of pa...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a sch2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:I Hung Him Up to Dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:No Problem 没问题
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Blind Date 相亲
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse ...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:Six or Twelve? 六还是十二?
A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please,” sai2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:When a Tiger Comes 老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to pu...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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英文幽默:I'm Sure it is Fresh 我保证它很新鲜
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is," answered...2008-02-08 编辑:alex 标签: 我来听写
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