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Corn, it comes on its own stick known as a cobb, which gets its name because cobblers used to use them to make comfortable walking shoes.
玉米，长在自己的棍子上，玉米棍子叫做cob，叫这个名字是因为修鞋匠过去经常用玉米棒制作舒适的步行鞋。
The traditional way of harvesting corn is waiting for the corn to make its way up field to spawn.
传统的收获玉米的方式是等待玉米从田里自动跳起来去产卵。
Catch one, then remove the husk with your own bare hands, or gloved hands, or hands covered in tinfoil, or someone else's hands.
这时候抓住一只玉米，然后用你自己的赤手，或戴着手套的手，或裹着锡纸的手，或别人的手，剥去玉米皮。
Boil it in salted water for around 7 minutes, then roll it in salted butter.
把玉米放在盐水中煮约7分钟，然后放在咸黄油中滚动。
That's a perfectly good corn on the cob for a boring person with a boring life who likes delicious things that taste really good-- some one like me.
对于一个生活无趣、喜欢吃好吃的东西的无聊的人，也就是我这样的人来说，这样做的玉米棒非常好吃。
But if you want more out of your corn, venture into the wilderness and harvest some wild forest corn.
但如果你想让玉米多点花样，那就冒险去荒野中收获一些野生森林玉米。
Remove the husk with a frantic twirling motion, then use the golden hair to give a rock a makeover.
用疯狂的旋转动作去掉玉米皮，然后用金色的玉米须给石头做个造型。
Then cook it over a wood fire until it is slightly charred, or on the barbecue you brought into the woods.
然后把玉米放在柴火上烤，直到它略微变焦，或者放在你带到森林里的烧烤架上烤。
Now take some melted butter, add in some chili powder and a squeeze of lime, then steamroll your corn through it.
现在拿一些融化的黄油，加入一些辣椒粉，挤一点青柠汁，然后像压路机一样把玉米滚一下。
This is a great corn on the cob if you're sick and tired of the taste of corn that's grown in a row its whole life and you want something a little more wild and free and lime and chili.
如果你厌倦了那种永远排成一排长着的玉米，而且你想让玉米多点野性、自由、青柠檬和辣椒味道，那么这样做的玉米就很好吃。
For this next corn on the cub, you'll want to harvest some wild drift corn.
接下来的这个玉米棒子，我们要去抓一些野生漂流玉米。
Then we'll de-husk it by rubbing it against a tree crust until we realize that doesn't work at all,
然后在树皮上摩擦去除玉米皮，直到我们发现这样行不通，
and instead wind up and give it a swift kick out of frustration and then just pull the husk off, then give a potato a nice mustache.
然后气得踢它一脚，然后用手把玉米皮剥下来，并且给土豆做一个漂亮的胡子。
Now we'll cook that on ignited natural gas or hot unnatural gas, your choice.
现在用点燃的天然气或热的不是天然的气来烤它，随你选择。
Now we'll fire up the old butter drill and get that cob covered with the power of machinery.
现在启动黄油钻机，让玉米棒子充满机械的力量。
Then we'll sprinkle on some smoked paprika.
然后撒上一些烟熏辣椒粉。
Smoked paprika, a spice you really want to get to know if you don't already know it.
烟熏辣椒，如果你还不知道这个辣椒粉的话，你真的得去知道一下。
This is a great corn on the cob if you're trying to break your corn-cob pipe smoking habit and you need a good substitute to eat not to smoke, I'm pretty sure.
我敢肯定，如果你想改掉吸烟习惯，需要一个替代品来吃而不是吸烟的话，那么这是一个很好的玉米棒。
This next corn is inspired by Elote, Mexican street corn.
下一个玉米的灵感来自于墨西哥街头烤玉米。
We're gonna harvest some corpus cabernosum.
我们要采摘一些玉蜀黍。
Then husk it with the power of gravity.
然后用重力把它去皮。
Then give a green pepper a flourishing beard.
然后给青椒戴上浓密的胡须。
Then we'll grill it over a dynamic mixture of carbon dioxide, water vapor, oxygen and nitrogen until it's just a bit charred.
然后用二氧化碳、水蒸气、氧气和氮气的动态混合物来烤它，直到它有点烤焦。
Now we'll take some mayonnaise, some sour cream in place of crema, add in some Ancho chili powder and some chopped cilantro.
现在倒一些蛋黄酱，用酸奶油代替奶油，加入一些干辣椒粉和切碎的香菜。
Then we'll paint the corn until it's a visual masterpiece.
然后给玉米上色，直到它成为视觉艺术品。
Now we'll sprinkle on some ground feta because I couldn't get the Cotija cheese normally used for this kind of corn.
现在撒一些磨碎的羊干酪，因为我没有吃这种玉米配的科蒂哈奶酪。
Then add a squeeze of lime.
然后挤一点青柠汁。
This is a great corn for remembering that mayonnaise belongs on all things at all times.
这是一个很棒的玉米，能让你记住无论什么时候蛋黄酱都适配一切。
For this next recipe, we'll grab some extra hot tailpipe corn, or corn in the cave, or boulder corn, or corn in the cage, or corn in the sog, or corn on the log, or prairie rock corn, or cornal fungulus.
下一个做法，去找一些超级烫的排气管玉米，或者洞穴里的玉米，或者巨石玉米，或者笼子里的玉米，或者湿地里的玉米，或者木头上的玉米，或者草原岩石玉米，或者菌类玉米。（注：sog来自soggy，soggy表示潮湿的，为了让sog与log押韵。）
Then husk it with your bench grinder and give some carrots a nice pair of leggings.
然后用轮砂机去掉玉米皮，并且给胡萝卜做一条漂亮的裤子。
Cook it on your BBQ and shine a bright flashlight to add some extra heat.
在烧烤架上把玉米烤一下，并且用手电筒的光来增加一些额外的热量。
Then we're gonna want a lot of butter, so use a double cornhole until that's thoroughly drowned.
然后需要很多黄油，所以打两个玉米孔，直到玉米完全浸满了黄油。
Now take your rolling pin and crush up some flaming hot Cheetos.
现在拿出擀面杖，碾碎一些超辣的奇多薯片。
And then we'll roll our corn in that Cheeto dust until it's well coated.
然后把玉米放在奇多碎里滚一下，直到玉米沾满了奇多。
This is a great corn on the cob if you like covering things that are good for you with things that are not as good for you until you have a delicious combination of things that are all right for you, in moderation I assume.
如果你喜欢在对身体好的东西上沾满对身体不好的东西，直到它变成好吃的对身体不好不坏的东西，那么这个玉米棒就很合适。适量吃吧，我觉得。
I'm not a doctor, I'm merely a person who loves corn.
我不是医生，我只是一个喜欢吃玉米的人。
And those are just a few ways you can enjoy corn on the cob or corn on the fob, corn on the lob, corn on the jog, corn on the hog.
这几种做法都可以让你享受美味的棒子上的玉米、车钥匙上的玉米、抛起来的玉米、慢跑的玉米、猪肉上的玉米。
Enjoy any corn you want any way you want, except this cob right here.
想吃什么玉米就吃什么玉米，想怎么吃就怎么吃，除了这根玉米棒。
Leave this one alone.
别去碰这根玉米。
She has dreams.
她是有梦想的玉米。
Cause she wants to be a fighter jet, on a mission of discovery.
因为她想成为一架战斗机，去执行探索任务。
Mark free, travel through the galaxy.
自由标记，穿越银河系。
No fear, breaking through the atmosphere.
无所畏惧，突破大气层。
Greeting all the aliens and telling them we're here.
和所有的外星人打招呼，告诉他们我们在这里。
Sonic boom, cruising at light speed.
超音速声爆，以光速巡航。
Fast through, let's win them back.
疾行飞驰，大获全胜。
You deserve all the world with no regrets.
你飞往全世界，此生无悔。
She wants to be a fighter jet.
她想成为一架战斗机。
