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It's hot outside. Forks are melting.
外面很热。叉子都要融化了。
Lasagna noodles spice racks are falling apart.
千层面面条调味架都要碎了。
The only way to cool down is with a drink made of boiling hot water.
降温的唯一方法是喝一杯由沸腾的热水制成的饮料。
The first step to making iced tea is acquiring teabags.
制作冰茶的第一步是购买茶包。
These can be found along the public footpaths in the English countryside.
这些可以在英国乡村的公共人行道上找到。
Plucked from tea trees, found in rotting tree stumps, wedged in tree crust, inside tree forts, or even under couch cushions.
可以从茶树上摘下来，腐烂的树桩上，树皮中，树堡里都可以找到，甚至可以在沙发垫下找到。
You can find black tea almost anywhere.
你几乎在任何地方都能找到红茶。
Now we're gonna make piping hot water in a gooseneck kettle, although you can use any kind of kettle neck you want, including giraffe neck, turtle neck, necklace, or nectarine.
现在，我们将在鹅颈壶中制作热水，你可以使用任何你想要的壶颈，包括长颈鹿壶颈、乌龟壶颈、项链壶颈或油桃壶颈。
Now we'll put those teabags in some kind of bag vessel and pour in the hot water to steep it; which causes a dark tea cloud to move in like a storm of dissolved compounds; releasing flavor, nutrients and untold numbers of haunted tea spirits into the water and soon into entire body.
现在我们把这些茶包放在某种袋子里，倒入热水浸泡；会出现一团黑色的茶云像风暴中的溶解化合物一样移动；将味道、营养和无数茶精释放到水中，很快就会遍布所有地方。
Only steep it for a few minutes, because over-steeping it is gonna make it bitter, and then it'll never stop complaining about its ex.
只浸泡几分钟，因为浸泡过久会让它变得苦涩，然后它将会永远抱怨泡的时间太长了。
Then remove the teabags while enjoying a Russian steam bath.
然后，在享受俄式蒸汽浴的同时，取下茶包。
Add in some sugar until it's as sweet as you like; A squeeze of lemon.
加入一些糖，让它变成自己喜欢的甜度；挤一些柠檬。
Now taste and adjust the sweetness before you throw it in the heat remover.
现在，放进冰箱之前，品尝并调整它的味道。
Once that's cold, pour it over hardened water blocks,
一旦凉了，把它倒在硬硬的冰块上，
Add in some lemon wedges to make it look cool, and you have some Classic iced tea.
加入一些柠檬角，让它看起来很凉爽，你就可以喝到经典的冰茶了。
Also known as watered-down coffee.
也被称为稀释咖啡。
If you want iced tea with more flavor, grab yourself a raspberry pod and smash it into raspberry nuggets, Then brew some more black tea.
如果你想要更有味道的冰茶，你可以拿一些覆盆子，把它打成覆盆子块，然后再冲一些红茶。
Now remove the bags while giving yourself a Nordic spa experience.
现在，在给自己一次北欧水疗体验的同时，把袋子拿开。
I'm gonna use this fork as a raspberry elevator to avoid splashing scalding water,
我打算用这把叉子当“覆盆子升降机”，以避免溅起滚烫的水，
Then I'm gonna use the same fork to reduce them to rasp-smither-ber-eens.
然后我会用同样的叉子把它们变得粗糙，捣碎。
Add lemon and sugar to taste,
根据口味加入柠檬和糖，
Try to avoid the dumbass move of making this in a jar with no handle.
尽量不要用没有把手的罐子做这些，会显得很愚蠢。
Put it in the temperature subtractor, then pour it through a strainer.
把它放进减温器里，然后通过过滤器倒入。
Enjoy a delicious bite of tasteless berry smithereen pudding.
享受一口美味的无味浆果布丁。
Then pour over aqua dice and add some berry nuggets to make it look cool.
然后倒入冰块，加入一些浆果块，它会看起来很酷。
And now let's take a quick break to read tea leaves.
现在让我们休息一下，看看茶叶。
It's a kind of fortune-telling where you make loose leaf tea, you drink the tea, then interpret the pattern of the leaves inside the cup to tell your fortune.
这是一种算命的方式，你泡活叶茶，喝了茶，然后解读杯子里叶子的图案来算命。
Oh. Okay. Mmm.
噢。好吧。嗯。
For this next iced tea, We're gonna use Earl Grey, which you can find in the pockets of an old raincoat.
下一杯冰茶，我们将用伯爵茶，你可以在一件旧雨衣的口袋里找到它。
Throw in the teabags.
把茶包放进去。
Add hot water, Release the haunted tea spirits.
加入热水，释放活跃的茶精。
Take the bags out while watching the Icelandic hot spring from a safe distance;
在安全距离观看冰岛温泉的同时，取出茶包；
Add in some mint, maple syrup, green lemon; throw it in the molecule slower downer;
加入一些薄荷、枫糖浆和青柠檬，放入冰箱；
Then once it's cold pour it on some dried out wet squares.
等它变凉了，就把它倒在一些干的冰块上。
Earl Grey tea is one of the best teas to drink when solving a crime, or if you're just feeling suspicious.
伯爵茶是破案时或当你感到可疑时最好喝的茶之一。
Take a moment to pay respect to the teabag graveyard.
花点时间向用过的茶包们致敬。
To make green tea, climb to the top of a green tree and grabs some green tea bags, which only ripen at high altitudes.
要泡绿茶，可以爬到绿树的顶端，抓一些只有在高海拔才会成熟的绿茶包。
The bags go in, the water goes in; we'll use our dangerous spoon to take the bags out.
放入茶包，加水；我们用勺子把茶包取出来。
Pour in 127 bees' worth of honey.
倒入127只蜜蜂的蜂蜜。
Take a piece of ginger, and delicately slice it. Throw it in.
拿一片生姜，把它切成薄片。扔进去。
Put it in the coolness-multiplier, while remembering that time is an illusion, then pour it over frigid puddle cubes to make it feel cool.
把它放在冰箱里，记住时间是一种幻觉，然后把它倒在冰冷的冰块上，让它感觉很凉爽。
But the best tasting iced tea comes from teabags found inside crop circles.
但味道最好的冰茶来自麦田怪圈的茶包。
Put out some of aliens favorite food Which is cucumbers, and when they come get it, they'll leave a crop circle as a thank-you note.
放一些外星人最喜欢的食物，比如黄瓜，当他们来取的时候，他们会留下一个麦田圈作为感谢。
Which will make the tea tastes really good.
这会使茶的味道变得更好。
And now, enjoy some iced tea, and patiently wait.
现在，喝点冰茶，耐心等待吧。
