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Hey there, welcome to life noggin! Welcome to another episode of Dear Blocko!
大家好！欢迎来到大脑洞开的生命奇想！欢迎来到新一期的亲爱的宝高！
This is the show where I answer your questions about your world and my world - for instance,
在这个节目中，我会回答你关于你的世界和我的世界的问题，例如，
why is Triangle Bob on fire right now? New Year. Same Bob.
为什么三角鲍勃现在着火了？新的一年。还是同样的鲍勃。
Anyways, first question up! Carlin asks: Dear Blocko, can you truly disappear and get "off the grid"?
好了，看第一个问题！卡林问：亲爱的宝高，你真的能消失得无影无踪吗?
huh, i hope you're not talking about me specifically!
我希望你不是在专门说我！
I bet Triangle Bob is thinking the same thing right now!
我打赌三角鲍勃现在也在想同样的事情！
The answer is sure! Some people even claim to have gone off the grid, at least to some extent.
答案是肯定的！有些人甚至声称自己脱离了网络，至少在某种程度上是这样。
One option is to build a tiny home off the grid, without public power, water, natural gas, or telephone lines.
一种选择是建一个远离电网的小房子，不用公共电力、水、天然气或电话线。
By installing solar panels, digging wells and using septic tanks, you can be almost entirely self-sufficient,
通过安装太阳能电池板、挖井和使用化粪池，你几乎可以完全自给自足，
although in many places zoning regulations and building codes can make this quite difficult, if not illegal.
尽管在许多地方，分区法规和建筑法规可能使这一点变得相当困难，如果是合法的话。
To truly disappear and not be found, you'd have to give up your wifi and geolocation services and go live in the wilderness somewhere.
要真正的消失而不被发现，你必须放弃你的网络和地理定位服务，去野外的某个地方生活。
Although if that's too extreme, you could simply use an alter ego to hide from the all-seeing eyes of the government and the free market.
尽管这太极端了，你可以简单地用另一个身份来躲避政府和自由市场的众目睽睽。
In the US and many other countries, however, it's a felony to use false identification.
然而，在美国和许多其他国家，使用假身份是重罪。
So some people have created companies as their second identity,
有些人以他们的第二身份创建了公司，
hiding their old one in the process - something you can only do in some states, like Nevada, Wyoming and New Mexico.
同时隐藏旧的身份——你只能在一些州这样做，比如内华达州，怀俄明州和新墨西哥州。
Under this fresh identity you could have new bank accounts, phone numbers, mail boxes, home addresses,
在这个新身份下，你可以有新的银行账户、电话号码、邮箱、家庭地址，
and credit cards, although using cash and throw-away phones is probably still the best way to remain fully anonymous.
还有信用卡，尽管使用现金和一次性电话可能仍然是保持完全匿名的最好方式。
I hope you've got some gold stashed somewhere too, cause staying off the grid sounds awfully expensive.
我希望你也有一些金子藏在什么地方，因为不上网听起来太贵了。
Okay, the next question from Ella J asks: Dear Blocko, what happens when we hold in a sneeze?
好了，下一个问题来自Ella J的：亲爱的宝高，当我们忍住打喷嚏的时候会发生什么?
Well, it depends how unlucky you are, and you'd have to be pretty unlucky for something bad to happen.
嗯，这取决于你有多倒霉，你非常倒霉才会有坏事发生。
Even still, doctors say the safest option is to let your sneeze go.
尽管如此，医生们说，最安全的选择是打喷嚏。
Otherwise, you'll be holding in a projection of mucous up to 100 miles or 160 kilometers per hour -and news flash:
否则，你将得抑制住高达100英里或160公里每小时的粘液喷射，即时新闻：
that pressurized air has to go somewhere!
受压的空气总得有个去处！
While issues almost never arise from suppressing a sneeze, there's a very slim chance of serious damage.
虽然强忍打喷嚏几乎不会引发任何问题，但有很小的可能性会造成严重损害，
In 2018, a young man actually ruptured the back of his throat by closing off a sneeze,
在2018年，一名年轻男子忍住了一个喷嚏，导致其喉咙后部破裂，
leaving him unable to speak or swallow until the injury healed.
这使他在伤口愈合前无法说话或吞咽。
And it could have been much worse! Experts say suppressing a sneeze can lead to numerous other complications,
事情本可以更糟的！专家说，抑制打喷嚏可能会导致许多其他并发症，
like trapped air in the chest, a perforated eardrum or blood vessel, broken ribs, and maybe even a middle ear infection.
比如胸腔积存空气，耳膜穿孔或血管破裂，肋骨断裂，甚至中耳感染。
Sure, any of these outcomes is exceedingly rare, but unless you're in a tight spot,
当然，这些结果都是极其罕见的，但除非你身处困境，
like a deadly game of hide-and-seek with a pack of robotic hyenas, a tissue or an elbow seems like the better option.
比如和一群机器鬣狗玩的致命捉迷藏时，否则用纸巾或手肘打喷嚏似乎是更好的选择。
Just let that sneeze go! And now it's time for questions about me and my world!
把喷嚏打出来！现在是关于我和我的世界的问题时间了！
Sundar asks Dear Blocko - How are you and Circlia doing?
Sundar问亲爱的宝高：你和圆脸娜怎么样了？
Great actually! Circlia has moved in to the Blocko House! So that's exciting!
实际上很棒！圆脸娜搬进了宝高的房子！这很令人兴奋！
We even started a rock band. Circlia and the Blockheads. Her voice. My electric tambourine.
我们甚至成立了一个摇滚乐队。圆脸娜和笨蛋。她负责唱，我负责打电手鼓。
Triangle Bob on the...whatever that instrument is. I also have something VERY SPECIAL planned soon.
三角形鲍勃负责...不管是什么乐器。我很快也有一些非常特别的计划。
I'm winking but you can't tell because i have no face.
我在眨眼，但你看不出来，因为我没有脸。
Second question. Big Ernie asks Are you ever gonna go on more adventures to any new places?
第二个问题。大欧尼问你还会去新的地方冒险吗？
Well actually we got wind of a new place called "New Jersey"
实际上我们听说了一个叫“新泽西”的新地方，
We going on a cool adventure soon to visit "the knowledgeable one" I thought that was me,
我们很快就会进行一次很酷的冒险，去拜访“知识渊博的人”，我以为那就是我，
but legend has it, it's a giant brain located deep in a cave and contains some answers to life's biggest questions!
但传说中，它是一个位于洞穴深处的巨大大脑，包含了一些生命中最大问题的答案！
I'll keep ya updated! So do you have any questions about your world and my world!
我会告诉你们最新消息的！你对你的世界和我的世界有什么问题吗？
Let me know if the comment section below and make sure you use the hashtag dear blocko so i can find it.
如果你在下面的评论区留言，请告诉我，并确保你使用了“亲爱的宝高”标签，这样我就能看到它了。
I'll be looking for those Q's. We've been getting a lot of comments recently asking about how these life noggin videos actually get made.
我会去看那些问题的。最近我们收到了很多评论，问我们如何制作这些脑洞大开的视频。
Since so many of you wanna learn how the animator works his magic, I decided to team up with our sponsor Skillshare.
既然你们很多人都想知道动画师是如何施展他的魔法的，我决定和我们的赞助商Skillshare合作。
Skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes covering dozens of creative and entrepreneurial skills.
Skillshare是一个在线学习社区，那里有数千个课程，涵盖了数十种创意和创业技能。
I'm personally recommending the Simple Character Animation class by Fraser Davidson.
我个人推荐弗雷泽·戴维森的简单角色动画课。
It'll teach you the basics of animating a walk cycle in After Effects!
它会教你在After Effects软件中创建步行循环的基础知识!
That's how I move! Premium Membership gives you unlimited access that starts at under $10/month so you can fuel your curiosity and creativity.
我就是这样移动的！高级会员资格为您提供无限制的访问权限，每月不超过10美元，这样您就可以激发您的好奇心和创造力。
Because Skillshare is sponsoring this video, you can sign up with the link in the description and get a 2 month free trial.
因为Skillshare是这个视频的赞助商，你可以点击描述区中的链接注册，获得2个月的免费试用。
If you love learning and creating and want to support Life Noggin, Go to skl.sh/lifenoggin5 and get started today!
如果你喜欢学习和创造，想支持本节目，那就登录skl.sh/lifenoggin5吧，今天就开始吧！
As always, my name is Blocko, this has been Life Noggin, Bark bark bark bark bark bark!
我是宝高，这里是脑洞大开的生命奇想，旺旺旺！
