地点：中央公园咖啡馆
人物：罗斯，钱德勒，乔伊
事件：罗斯被艾米丽的表兄赶出公寓。

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Ross:Emily’s cousin kicked me out!
罗斯：艾米丽的表兄把我扫地出门了。
Chandler: What?
钱德勒：什么？
Joey: Why?
乔伊：为什么？
Ross: Well, when you’re subletting an apartment from your wife’s cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.1
罗斯：那个，如果房东是我妻子的表兄，然后但我和我妻子离婚了，这种情况下房东也许会要求把房子收回去的。
Chandler: How can he do that? Didn’t you sign a lease①?
钱德勒：他怎么如此过分！你都没签租约吗？
Ross: Who needs a lease when it’s family!2
罗斯：“一家人”签什么租约？
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We’ll take care of② ya!
乔伊：嘿，你跟我们一起住好了！我们可以照顾你。
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man!3 But you have to promise me you’ll let us know the second when③ you feel better so that we can make fun of④ your hair!
钱德勒：哦，对！绝对可以！随时恭候！但你得答应我们，等你觉得心情好点儿了，一定要告诉我们，我们就可以取笑你的鸡窝头了！
Joey: Yeah.
乔伊：没错！
Ross: You got it.⑤ Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I’m gonna get packing⑥ again. Man, I’ve been moving around so much I’m beginning to feel like a nomad.4
罗斯：明白了。谢谢，非常感谢你们。好了，我又得去收拾行李了。天啊，最近一直搬来搬去的，我简直像游牧民族来的！