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And I was just running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you wouldn't mind,
我今天有点晚了，如果大家不介意，
I'd like to write up my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys?
那么现在进行每周的感谢信环节，成吗朋友们？
James, can I get some thank you note writing music, please? Wow. He's excited. Such a good mood. Yeah. Mr. Pep.
詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？哦哦，他很兴奋，兴高采烈，没错，兴致勃勃先生。
Thank you, fall, for being the one season when it's stylish to dress like the couch in your parents' basement.
谢谢秋天，你是唯一一个季节，穿的好似父母地下室的沙发的样式。
Thank you, new Jets coach Adam Gase, for always looking like you just found out you're the coach of the Jets.
谢谢，新的喷气机教练亚当·加斯，你总是看起来像你刚刚发现自己是喷气机的教练。
What?! I'm the coach of the what?! Thank you, new movie Hustlers, for casting Lizzo.
啥？我是啥教练？谢谢新的电影《舞女大盗》，里面有Lizzo出演。
I just took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% buying a ticket. Oh, yeah.
我刚刚进行了基因检测，发现我肯定买了票，哦哦。
Thank you, Italian restaurants whose menus are in Italian, for giving me two ordering options...
谢谢，意大利餐馆，你们的菜单是意大利语的，你给了我两个点餐选择，
pointing at the menu like an idiot or sounding like Super Mario.
像傻子一样指菜单，或是像超级玛丽一样发出声音。
I'll have a da linguine puttanesca. Thank you, French horns, for basically being an awesome water slide for spit.
我要一个意大利扁面条，谢谢圆号，它成为了吐沫的水滑道。
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo.
哦哦哦哦哦，哟哟哟。
Thank you, DIY projects, for being a slightly less expensive way to make a way worse version of something.
谢谢DIY制品，用稍微廉价点的方法做一个更糟糕的版本。
I made that myself. That's a soap holder. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, we're good, man, yeah.
我自己做的，这是一个肥皂架，好吧，我知道，我看出来了，我们很棒，真的耶耶。
This one's killer. This one's the best one. I think this one standing up. Are you serious?
这是最精彩的，这个是最棒的，我认为这个脱颖而出了，你是认真的？
That's what the card says. We're going to ask the audience for a standing ovation after this. Really?
卡片就是这么写的，我们会让观众之后起立鼓掌，真的吗？
This is the last thank you note. Aw. For tonight. For tonight.
这是最后一个感谢信，今晚，今晚的。
We'll do them every week. But for tonight, do the last one tonight. Yeah.
我们每周都会做，但这个是今晚的，今晚的最后一个，好吧。
Thank you, fancy bloody marys. I enjoy all the extra stuff, but at this point,
谢谢血腥玛丽，我喜欢所有额外的东西，但此刻，
you might as well just give me a Cobb salad covered in vodka.
你或许可以给我一个满是伏特加的考伯沙拉。
There you guys have it! Those are my thank you notes!
就这么多，这就是感谢信标签。
