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Well, you guys, we're less than a week way from President Trump's big summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un,
朋友们，不到一周小特就将与朝鲜领导人金正恩举行大峰会了，
and I read they're expected to have a very private meeting.
听说他们将举行私人会谈。
Yeah, the room will just be Trump, Kim, and Kenny G playing the saxophone. Oh.
没错，房间里将会有小特，金正恩以及弹奏萨克斯的凯丽·金，哦哦。
But the two of them are meeting in Vietnam, and I heard Kim Jong-un is expected to arrive by train,
二人将在越南会面，听说金正恩将乘火车去，
while Trump is expected to arrive by Thomas the Tank Engine. It should be fun. He should do that.
而小特将乘坐“托马斯火车头”去。一定很有意思，他应该这么做。
And this is interesting. I read that Trump and Kim Jong-un have been exchanging letters and gifts.
有意思，听说小特和金正恩一直在互换信件和礼物。
Yep. Trump sent Kim Rosetta Stone English, while Kim sent Trump Rosetta Stone English.
没错，小特送给金正恩罗塞塔石碑学习英语软件，而金正恩送给小特罗塞塔石碑学习英语软件。
And it's...Oh. Interesting. Actually, instead of a gift, Trump told Kim,
哦，很有趣，除了礼物，小特告诉金正恩说，
A generous donation has been made in your name to the wall.
以你名字命名的贡献资金将用于边境墙。
Listen to this...The FBI's former deputy director says Trump used to ignore intelligence reports.
听听这个，前FBI副局长称小特曾忽视情报报告。
And now people are saying that Trump might fire his National Intelligence Director.
如今人们说小特或许会解雇他的国家情报主任。
That's not good. I mean, just...just look at how Trump answered some basic questions on U.S. intelligence.
这不妙啊，我的意思是，来看看小特是怎么回答关于美国情报的一些基本问题的。
When asked, Who is our country's greatest ally? Trump said, Wakanda.
当被问及，谁是美国最大的盟友时，小特说瓦坎达。
When asked, Does Kim have nuclear warheads? he said, No, but she has Kanye.
当被问及金正恩有核弹头吗？小特说他没有，但她有坎耶。
I can't believe it. And finally, they asked, What is the CIA?
不敢相信，最后，当他们问道，CIA是什么意思时？
His answer was, That woman who sings 'Chandelier' and doesn't show her face. That's Sia. The whole thing is...
他的回答时，那位唱《吊灯》的女歌手没有露出真面目，那是希雅，整个事情。
Come on, man. Read the reports. It's crazy. Guys, the Academy Awards are this Sunday. Are you excited for that?
拜托大哥，读一下报告，太疯狂了，朋友们奥斯卡将在周日颁奖，你们兴奋吗？
I saw that this year's Oscar stage is all gold and decorated with over 26,000 crystals.
听说今年的奥斯卡舞台全是金色的，用超过2.6万个水晶打造。
Which makes sense when you find out this year's theme is Trump's bathroom.
这很好理解，如果你发现今年的主题是小特的浴室。
Very classy, very classy commode. Check this out, guys. A sneaker company just started selling avocado-toast-themed shoes.
很古典的座椅式便桶，看看这个，一家球鞋公司开始售卖牛油果土司主题的运动鞋。
Take a look at this. Wow! Ahead of its time. It's almost ahead of their time. You know what I'm saying, dude?
看看这个，哦哦，很前卫啊，很超他们的前啊，你知道我是啥意思。
Actually, if you don't wear the avocado shoes right away, they start looking like this.
其实，如果你不马上穿上这双鞋，它们就会像这样。
And I hate when that ha... That's just terrible. I hate when that happens.
我讨厌当...太糟糕了，我讨厌这样的事情发生。
Finally, a new study found that women who have more children actually age more slowly,
最后，新研究发现有更多孩子的女性可以减缓衰老，
while women who have no children couldn't take part in the study cause they were busy having the time of their lives.
没有孩子的女性无法参加该研究，因为她们正在享受人生。
