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I was just running a bit behind, so I thought...
我有点晚了，所以我想，
If you guys wouldn't mind, could I write out my weekly thank-you notes right now? Is that okay?
如果大家不介意，我们接下来是感谢信环节？可以吗？
James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
能给我来点背景音乐吗？
Beautiful. He's in a holiday spirit. He's in the holiday spirit. Look at that. Like the Ghost of Christmas Past. Yeah, yeah.
美丽，他还在节日的气氛中，节日的气氛中，你看看，很像过去之灵，没错没错。
Thank you, Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting,
谢谢洛克菲勒中心的圣诞树点亮时刻，
for being the only time it's acceptable to hear you parents say, It's lit.
这也是唯一一次听你父母说“太高兴了”还可以忍受的时刻。
Yeah, I think your party's pretty lit. So on the chain. No, honey, it's off the chain. Well, I don't know.
没错，我觉得你举办的派对真棒，还不错，不是亲爱的，是非常棒，恩我不知道。
Thank you, ice skating, for being a fun way to test my balance while having knives strapped to my feet.
谢谢滑冰，一次测试平衡能力的好机会，同时也是一次将刀绑在我脚上的机会。
Thank you, family holiday photos, for being a great way to show you friends what it would look like if you joined a cult.
谢谢家庭节日全家福，你可以向朋友们展示加入异教团体的样子。
Thank you, engraved Christmas gifts, for really narrowing down who I can regift them to.
谢谢雕刻类圣诞礼物，你让我缩小了转送礼物的人员名单。
S.T. Scott...Do I know a Scott Thomas?
S.T. 斯考特，我知道有个叫斯考特·托马斯的人吗？
Thank you, Christmas stockings, for making me wonder what kind of weird, troll-footed person would ever wear you.
谢谢圣诞袜子，你让我浮想联翩，会是哪种奇怪，侏儒型脚的朋友会穿这种袜子。
Where's my stocking? Fill my socks with toys and candy. What? All right, I guess. Hang it by the chimney.
我的袜子在哪？把我的袜子装满玩具和糖果，啥？好吧我想，把它挂在烟囱旁。
Thank you, extra forks in my take-out delivery bag, for reminding me that, even though it was just for me,
谢谢外带包裹中的额外叉子，你是在提醒我即使外卖是给我的，
I ordered enough Chinese food to feed a family of six. 15 egg rolls?
我也买了足够量的中国餐供六口人食用，15个蛋卷？
Thank you, box of Christmas decorations. I'll cherish you all season long.
谢谢圣诞装饰礼盒，我整个季节都会珍视你。
Then, you're getting shoved right back in the attic behind the Halloween crap.
你会被我塞到阁楼里，而且放在万圣节垃圾后面。
There you guys have it. Those are my thank-you notes.
这种就是今晚的感谢信环节。
