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Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and you think, Well, that headline could be much better?
大家有没有看到一张新闻图片，认为标题应该可以更好？
You know, I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News & Improved, here we go. News & Improved.
我给大家展示一下，现在到了新闻整改时间，新闻整改。
For example, check out this first photo. The original headline was Democrats Eye 2020 Election.
比如第一个，它的原始标题是民主党着眼2020年大选。
The headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked at the photo,
标题一定可以改一下，如果你光看图片，
the headline could've been, Grandpa Demands to Know Where His Glasses Are.
标题可以改成，爷爷想知道他的眼镜在哪？
Wow! Who's got 'em?! They're in here somewhere! Nobody leaves until I get my glasses.
啊！谁拿走了？它们一定放哪了，在找到之前谁都不许动。
Oh, oh, I found them. Oh, I'm sorry. Check out this next photo.
我发现了，哦对不起，来看看第二张。
The original headline was, Dow Falls 500 Points, but if you only looked at the photo,
原始标题是道琼斯指数下降了500点，但如果只看照片，
the headline could've been, Husband Who's One Job Was to Preorder the Turkey Realized He Forgot to Preorder the Turkey!
标题可以改成丈夫的一项工作是提前预定火鸡，但发现他把这件事忘了。
One job, buddy! This next headline says, Tesla Lowers Price of Solar Panels.
他的一项工作兄弟，下一个标题是特斯拉下降太阳能板费用。
Headline could've been, Single Man Struggles to Decorate Apartment. I see that.
标题可以改成可怜男子在装修公寓上艰难前行，我懂得。
Next headline was, Facebook Executive Responds to Criticism.
下一个标题是脸书管理人员回应斥责。
Headline could've been, Fun Aunt Defends Bringing Mimosas to Nephew's Soccer Game.
标题可以改成开心阿姨认为带含羞草鸡尾酒去侄子的足球比赛理所应当。
What?! What? We're not in Russia. Up next, this headline says, Trump Slammed for Negotiation Tactics.
啥？啥？我们不是在俄罗斯，下一个标题是小特因谈判策略被斥责。
Headline could've been, Man Who Still Hasn't Gotten His Bloomin' Onion Notices Outback Waiter Leaving on Smoke Breaks. It's like...
标题可以改成，在澳拜客餐馆吃饭男子发现布鲁明洋葱没有上，但发现服务生去休息抽烟了，这....
I didn't get that bloomin' onion yet. This next headline was, House Democrats To Address Citizenship Rules.
我的布鲁明洋葱还没上，下一个标题是众议院民主党就公民身份规定发表看法。
Headline could've been, Local Dad Wants to Know Who the Hell Is Gonna Rake Those Leaves. Cause they're not gonna rake themselves!
标题可以是爸爸想知道谁去修理这些杂草，杂草不可能自己修理。
Next headline was, See This Year's Hottest Toys.
下一个标题是今年最火热的玩具。
Headline could've been, Neighbors Agree the Johnson Kid Will Grow Up to Be A Monster.
标题可以改成邻居认为杰森的小孩长大了一定是个怪物。
And finally, this headline was, Pence Attends Economic Summit.
最后一个标题是彭斯参加经济峰会。
Headline could've been, World's Oldest Boy Bands Reunites Despite No One Asking.
标题可以改成全球最年长男孩乐队重新集结，尽管没人让他们这么做。
That's all the time we have for News & Improved.
这就是今天的新闻整改时间。
