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Celebrities in particular get a lot of reviews on the internet, especially on Twitter, because you have this direct connection
名人们特别容易在网上得到大量的评论，尤其是在推特上，因为它可以与名人直接互动
And some people are just inherently cruel
有些人真的是生性残忍
Some people write very harsh things to famous people without even thinking about the fact that they are people. So,
有些人会给名人写一些非常刻薄的评论，却从未想过他们也是人。因此，
tonight I want to give you a chance to think about it. When you don't see you send the nasty tweet is that... it can actually cause pain
今晚我想给大家一个反思的机会。其实，你发的恶毒推文会伤害到别人。
Over the last few months, we've been asking some of our celebrity guests to read some actual tweets directly at them
在过去的几个月里，我们一直在邀请我们的一些名人嘉宾读一些针对他们的推文
And here they are for your amusement and hopefully reflections
那么就让他们来逗大家一乐，同时最好也能带来反思
If Mike Piazza's hair caught fire and someone put it out with a cast iron skillet, you'd have Danny McBride.
要是迈克·皮亚萨（美国职棒大联盟球星）的头发着火了，再有人用铸铁煎锅去扑火，他就会变成丹尼·麦克布耐德
There's a new show where James Van Der Beek plays James Van Der Beek, guys get your backpacks n boots this is apocalypse I'm sure of it...
如果詹姆斯·范德比克在一档新节目里扮演他本人，那大伙儿就赶紧收拾好行李逃命吧，这简直就是世界末日……
I would rather chop my arm off and f*** myself with my detached limb than watch "Katie Perry the movie"
我宁愿剁掉自己的一只手臂并用这断臂草自己，也不愿看“凯蒂·佩里的电影”
What the f*** is wrong with the world?
这世界究竟是他妈的怎么了！
I'll pay you see that.
我花钱请你丫的看。
Zooey Deschanel is overrated. I think I am underrated.
佐伊·丹斯切尔被高估了。我觉得我是被低估了。
Did you know that if you skinned Larry King and ironed out his leather, you could make enough coats to give 1 to every poor child in the America?
你知道吗？如果你剐了拉里·金，然后熨平他的皮囊，做出来的外套足够给美国所有的穷孩子发一件的了。
F*** David Spade. This is guy who gets right to it
大卫·斯佩德，草泥马！这家伙简单明了
I liked Kristen Stewart more when she was a boy
我更喜欢克里斯汀·斯图尔特是男孩的时候
Matt Leblanc looks so old. #whathappened. Why don't you go f*** yourself.
马特·勒布朗看起来老态龙钟。怎么回事？去你奶奶的。
If you climbed inside Snooki's vagina it would probably be like the f*** pacific ocean
如果你爬进了史努姬的b道，里面应该会像那该死的太平洋
Ever since @matisyahu shaved, he looks like old, fat Justin Bieber. Thanks
自从马太·保罗·米勒刮了胡子后，活像又老又肥的贾斯廷·比伯。谢谢
Dear God, give us 2pac back and we'll give you Justin Bieber
老天啊，快把图派克（歌手，被枪杀）还给我们吧！我们会用贾斯廷·比伯跟你换的
This doesn't bother me, I don't give a f**k what somebody, nobody says about me.
这推影响不到我，老子他娘的才不管别人怎么说我呢！
