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True story about fortune cookies.
福饼的真相是
They look Chinese, they sound Chinese
它们看上去像来自中国 听上去也像
but they're actually an American invention.
其实它们是美国制造
Which is why they're hollow,
这也是它们是空心的原因
full of lies,
因为它们充满谎言
and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
会在嘴里留下恶心的味道
My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knock-off,
我的门徒刚摧毁了另一个廉价美国盗版货
The Chinese Theater.
中国剧院
Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating,
总统先生 我知道这一定很令人沮丧
but this season of terror is drawing to a close.
但是这一季度的恐怖事件已经接近尾声了
And don't worry, the big one is coming;
别担心 好戏还在后头呢
your graduation.
你的毕业典礼要来了
