What is this... a student loan?
这是什么 学生贷款
Oh, my God. Max, you went to college?
天啊 麦克斯 你还上过大学啊
That wasn't a judgment. It was just shocking...
不是说你不像读书人 只是太惊人了
kind of like seeing a baby smoke on the Internet.
就像网上婴儿抽烟的视频一样惊人
I love that kid.
我爱死那小孩了
Max, a student loan is the worst bill you can ignore.
麦克斯 学生贷款是最不能忽视的债务
It can never be expunged.
它会如影随形
We're breaking out "expunged" on a weeknight?
什么情况 干嘛用这么高级的词
You can't run away from this bill.
这笔债你是躲不掉的
I can run away from anything.
只要我想躲 没有躲不掉的
I'm on my fifth identity.
我都用到第五个身份了