They say that Bruce Lee was the father of mixed martial arts.That bothers me.

If he's the father of mixed martial arts I'm the grandfather of mixed martial arts.

And if you don't believe me, I'll choke you cos you got a nice neck for choking.

When you get into this whole martial arts thing and you start talking about Bruce Lee a lot of people get offended.People get pissed off and bombed out and everything else.But Bruce Lee is 100 percent the father of mixed martial arts.

He was so directed and so concrete about his thoughts and his beliefs that he actually went out and had his friend George make a little miniature tombstone.

It's really heavy and it says,"Inmemory of a once fluid man crammed and distorted by the classical mess."

The classical mess meant that all these traditions were a classical mess.

"The right punch comes.I'll move out to a 30-degree angle."

"Then I'll bend my..." It's too complicated.

It's not gonna work in real life.

So here was this tombstone he created to essentially remind himself to go back to fluidity.